Oh no, I'm going to talk about sexuality. Go cower in fear somewhere.

Two fellow 'Dranglers today told me surprisedly/disappointedly that they had images of me as a sweet, innocent little girl...

I am sweet, and I take that as a compliment. But, in the words of Brittney Spears, I'm not that innocent. I'm certainly neither little or a girl, I am a full-figured sometimes-referred-to-as-Amazonian woman, thank you very much. And I don't really like that I'm interpreted as such by the world at large. Oh no. There was a slight scandal last night (I may or may not have soberly publicly licked whipped cream from in between my breasts), and an even slighter scandal during dinner today, but be prepared for me to turn your understandings of me upside down, people who would be surprised to know that one of my big reasons for wanting a single was so that my vibrator and I could have sexytime more regularly...

Side note: why are people so touchy about sexuality? Like, why is talking openly about porn habits, or admitting that I can lick my own nipples, so scandalous? We all do it. Goddamn Puritanical American society. *throws hands into air disgustedly*