You know those bloggers you wish you could be friends with in real life?

Oh, does everyone not have those? Am I strange? Oh well. Honorée Fanonne Jeffers over at PhyllisRemastered is someone I would love to have the privilege of knowing in real life, because her humor is exactly my style. She says things I wish had come out of my own mouth. For example:

"I contain multitudes like Whitman, y'all. Don't sleep on me."