As I passed the strip club today,

I saw that they've started advertising for their Thanksgiving special. It involves wrestling in a giant pumpkin pie. Maybe Quad has ruined me forever, having introduced me to food fights on a whole new level (chocolate pudding fight as part of Willy Wonka-themed initiations. Ask, if you'd like. I'll tell.), but the first thing I thought when I saw that was DAMN THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 

Feel free to judge me, lmao.