Saturday, September 17, 2011

The compliment you never quite believe...

but which makes you feel simultaneously slutty and proud, like you've mastered a ridiculously important life skill that only a privileged few should ever know about

"that was like, the best blowjob ever." (Y'all don't need to know who said it.)
And that's all I'm going to say about that.

PS: Scratch-resistant lenses prove to be a good investment when you lose your glasses in the heat of the moment, legit can't find them for half an hour after, and eventually discover they're halfway under the minifridge with a smudge or two, but not a scratch on them. #winning  

1 comment:

  1. bahahahahaha yesssssssssssss.

    <3 you, maya.

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